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DRUGS ARE BAD!! ANOTHER CHARLIE SCHMIDT COMBAT SPORTS RANT

DRUGS IN MMA Who cares about Steroids in MMA? Performance Enhancing Drugs are for lame sports like cycling and the Tour De France. We need to show the world that MMA is way cooler than that. This is an extreme sport, right? Isn’t that what the general media calls it,”Extreme” cage fighting? So let’s show [...]

TOP SECRET MMA MEMO: CLASSIFIED GOVERNMENT MATERIAL INSIDE

TOP SECRET TRAINING VIDEOS OF SUPER ELITE MMA FIGHTERS MMA is exploding in popularity, and the government has taken notice. This is footage taken from a CIA sponsored training facility hidden deep under Mt. Rushmore…The goal: To develop the ultimate hand to hand killing machine. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT THESE HIGHLY DANGEROUS AND ADVANCED MANUEVERS [...]

TOMMY MORRISON DEBUTS NEW “MMA” MOVE: THE HIV TRANSFER

TOMMY MORRISON DEBUTS NEW “MMA” MOVE: THE HIV TRANSFER By: Charlie Schmidt First of all, yes, I do believe that Tommy Morrison has HIV. His former agent, Randy Lang, more or less confirmed this to an Arizona newspaper in the days before Tommy’s first “MMA” bout. In addition, there are tons of interviews and television [...]

NOOBS ARE PEOPLE, TOO

LOVE THOSE “TUF NOOBS” Let me start with this: The Ultimate Fighter TV show is the best thing to ever happen to the sport of Mixed Martial Arts. Pause for the sound of fists banging on keyboards and the echoes of thousands of MMA fans screaming heresy at my proclamation. Please don’t call me a [...]

CHARLIE SCHMIDT'S COMBAT SPORS CORNER: KELLY PAVLIK

CHARLIE SCHMIDT’S COMBAT SPORTS CORNER I first saw Kelly Pavlik fight back in 2001. I was ringside at an ESPN2 card where he destroyed some overmatched club fighter. Kelly was maybe 20 or 21 back then and looked even younger. Still wearing his hand wraps and fight shorts, he watched the rest of the card [...]

Reveling in a Cornucopia of Combat Sports

Ramble On: The Inaugural Rant of New FNU Staffer Charles Schmidt Hi. Welcome to the first train wreck of an article I have scribbled for the loyal followers of Fight News Unlimited. I am excited to be a part of the team, and hope to entertain and or infuriate as many of you as possible. [...]